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She’s Never Let Me Do That Should I Be Concerned? (Cause I’m Burning Up)

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(My wife informed me, once again, that this is approximately how her boyfriend usually finishes their sex.) My response:  "My wife … you painted my wife’s face. She told me about that. I doubt she would EVER let me cum anywhere near her face. And since she’s been dating you, she encourages me to pull out and cum on her foot."

Picking Up Boyfriend at Airport

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Last night my wife informed me that her boyfriend may need a ride home from the airport later this week. Of course, I immediately imagined him wanting a blowjob in the airport parking deck. So I made this GIF. When my wife saw it, her eyes lit up. Here only response was, "But seriously, is it OK if he drives our car?"

He’s Just More Alpha

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He’s a little bigger, goes a little deeper, a little bit better in bed, and he doesn’t ask permission. He just does what he wants with my wife. And she lets him do things to her that I’ve never even had the nerve to ask for.