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Latest Commissioned Tribute

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She's Still Addicted to His Sex: Wifey just talked me through this tribute via text message. I'll let the reader sift through the details: 

"Wait, Whose Penis?"

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"Wait, Whose Penis?" A Comedic Drama in Three Acts Based on a TRUE STORY Act I, the doctor's office. Doctor :  I think you should go with the IUD as we discussed earlier. Wifey :  Yes, I think so, it's just that we're concerned that the stiff cords on the device might poke the tip of my husband's penis and make sex uncomfortable.  Doctor :  Oh, I'm glad you brought that up. I will trim the cords so that your husband's penis can't possibly reach them. I can do it right now if  you like. Wifey :  Ok, great. Let's do that. Act II, at home in bed. Hubby :  Oh ... oh, this feels so good. Wifey :  Remember, you have to tell me if you feel the cords poking you at all. Hubby : Oh ... no, no ... not at all ... I'm gonna cum. Wifey : Oh no ... remember honey, you can't cum inside me. Hubby : What? Why not? Wifey : I have a date with T next week. Don't mess inside me ... mess on my leg like we talked about, ok? Hubby : But ... I thought that...